What do a government conspiracy, traditional Aztec dance, and a flying pot of spaghetti have in common? A laugh-out-loud adventure you can’t miss — “You Don’t Even Speak Spanish!”

The CSUSB Department of Theatre Arts and the Ellen Weisser Endowed Theatre Showcase production of “You Don’t Even Speak Spanish!” — a Chicano farce by playwright and UC Riverside graduate Aaron Higareda, directed by professor Guillermo Aviles-Rodriguez  — premieres on April 25.

“You Don’t Even Speak Spanish!” is the story of Jorge Ramirez, a first-generation Chicano college student, as he struggles to find his voice over the cacophony of noise coming from his family, his classmates and the weight of expectations placed on his shoulders. At its heart, the play explores the trials of finding your identity and voice as a first-generation college student, while tackling themes of cultural identity, family dynamics and the pressures of modern life.

When Jorge falls for fellow student Citlalli (Star Goddess) in his Aztec dance class, his world gets flipped upside down. Is this new romance real? Will his family accept her? Is this some elaborate conspiracy concocted by his imagination? Or has it all been engineered by the American deep state?

Wait, what?!?

This new play combines vibrant storytelling with traditional Aztec dance, dynamic projections and interaction with pre-filmed segments, bringing a truly unique vision to life that blurs the boundaries between reality and imagination. Whether you’re a fan of fast-paced comedy, cultural heritage, or mind-bending twists, this play has something for everyone.

“You Don’t Even Speak Spanish!”storms the Ronald E. Barnes stage April 25-May 4 for seven wild performances. Secure your spot for this one-of-a-kind theatrical journey today. Tickets are selling fast — visit theatre.csusb.edu now!

Tickets are available online at theatre.csusb.edu. Ticket prices are:

  • $6 for students and individuals under 17
  • $12 for faculty, staff, senior citizens, and military/first responders
  • $15 for adults 18-64

All performances take place in the Ronald E. Barnes Theatre on the CSUSB campus. Parking at CSUSB is $10 per day.

Special Features 

  • This production features vibrant traditional Aztec dance, cutting-edge projection designs, and pre-filmed segments that create an immersive theatrical experience. 
  • The Sunday, April 27, performance at 2 p.m. will be followed by a panel discussion on the importance of Aztec Dance to Latina/o/e cultural identity.
  • The Thursday, May 1, performance at 8 p.m. will feature a post-show talk with Ricardo Rocha of the University of California, Riverside Hispanic Studies Department.

Accessibility options 

For those requiring accommodations, such as seating for individuals with disabilities or special assistance, please contact the box office directly. Stay tuned for potential online streaming options.

For additional information, please contact the CSUSB Theatre Box Office at (909) 537-5884 or theatrearts@csusb.edu.

All production dates and times are subject to change to coincide with any health and safety guidelines established by the CDC. Follow the theatre’s Facebook account for the most up-to-date information.